And they think the poms are wierd …..

Aussie men shoot each other in buttocks ‘to see if it hurts’   Wednesday, June 23 

 Australian men needed surgery after shooting each other in the buttocks during a drinking session to see if it would hurt, police said on Wednesday.   The men, both aged 34, used an air rifle to fire at each other on Sunday. By Tuesday, both were in hospital to have pellets removed from their buttocks and legs. “The men were sharing a few beers on Sunday evening when they thought it would be interesting to see if they shot one another with an air rifle, if it would penetrate their skin or it would hurt,” a police spokesman said. “It appears other than a bit of pain, the two men from the base of the Grampians (near Melbourne), thought they were fine. “Two days later, both men have been admitted to hospital and require surgery to remove slug pellets from their buttocks and legs.” One of the men has been stripped of his firearms licence over the incident.

 

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As 28,000 police face axe, chiefs blow £500k on champagne

Britain’s top police officers will spend half-a-million pounds of taxpayers’ cash on luxury hotels and a champagne gala this week just days after the Government ordered savage police budget cuts. The huge outlay is for the annual conference of the UK’s most powerful policing body, the Association of Chief Police Officers (ACPO). Chief Constables and senior officers will be treated to champagne and strawberries dipped in chocolate at the three-day affair. The policing organisation, which trades as the private company ACPO Limited, is funded with £10million from the taxpayer.

The conference comes as The Mail on Sunday has obtained a confidential ACPO document suggesting 28,000 frontline police officers could be axed and replaced by cheaper civilian staff. As police forces across the country face the threat of budget cuts and job losses, ‘not-for-profit’ ACPO stands to make about £200,000 from the event at Manchester Central Hall – adding to the £395,000 ‘surplus’ it made from similar events in 2008 and 2009. The revelation will increase pressure on the organisation which is in charge of everything from anti-terrorism policy to speed cameras, and is already facing major questions over how it is run. ACPO is under fire after The Mail on Sunday revealed it is: * Selling information from the Police National Computer for up to £70 a time – even though it pays just 60p to access details. * Marketing ‘police approval’ logos to firms selling anti-theft devices. * Operating a separate private firm offering training to speed-camera operators. It has also spent millions of pounds meant for counter-terrorism work on luxury London flats for senior officers. Its new boss, Sir Hugh Orde, the former Northern Ireland Chief Constable who became ACPO President last year, is also facing questions over his future after he threatened to quit if the Tories came to power. He is paid £183,000-a-year on top of a police and civil service pension to run the self-styled ‘global brand name’. But despite Sir Hugh’s pledge to reform the organisation, last year it had an income of more than £10 million – almost all of it from the taxpayer – and an incredible £15 million cash ‘at hand’ in its bank account. Sir Hugh put himself on a collision course with the Tories last year when he attacked their proposal to introduce directly elected police commissioners.  Now he must address his police colleagues on the subject, before introducing the new Home Secretary Theresa May, who is determined to push the policy through.  One senior officer who is due to attend the conference said: ‘Sir Hugh has lost face over this and has quietly signalled a U-turn. ‘Powerful people are referring to him as a lame duck.’ Mrs May is also determined to apply the 25 per cent cuts outlined in last week’s Budget. It is already feared large numbers of officers will be axed and police stations shut to make the savings. An internal ACPO ‘Insight’ report suggests ‘modernisation’ could replace 28,000 beat officers with civilians.

The Manchester event will be funded from ACPO’s coffers and by the 44 police forces sending representatives. The individual cost of attending the conference is £771 including VAT – a total cost of more than £269,000 to the taxpayer. In addition, ACPO has booked hundreds of premier city centre hotel rooms at £150 a night, adding an estimated £157,000 to the bill. Officers can also attend a champagne reception and black-tie gala dinner at the city’s luxury five-star Lowry Hotel costing £98 a head. Individual police forces will cover hundreds of pounds in expenses for their officers’ travel and other costs. Last year, the Metropolitan Police’s Assistant Commissioner John Yates, who is also head of ACPO’s national counter terrorism command structure, claimed £551 for his travel and hotel room at the conference. Cambridgeshire’s Chief Constable Julie Spence has claimed almost £1,000 to attend ACPO conferences and the force’s Assistant Chief Constable Mark Hopkins another £553. Delegates will arrive on Tuesday night for a drinks reception. Two more parties follow. The highlight is the Gala Dinner at the Lowry where delegates have been invited to the magnificent River bar for a reception with Perrier-Jouet champagne and strawberries dipped in chocolate. This will be followed by an extensive menu including Cornish lobster, Aberdeen fillet steak and pan-fried wild sea bass with asparagus. An ACPO spokeswoman refused to discuss the profit the organisation stands to make from the event, or suggestions that officers’ partners are invited to some of the social events. She said: ‘The conference, held in association with the Home Office, is funded through sponsorship, delegate fees and the international policing exhibition which runs alongside the event. ‘Sir Hugh Orde has made clear his wish to reform the Association’s status. We are talking to the Government and we hope they will address the issue.

ACPO’s president Sir Hugh Orde is paid £183,000-a-year

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For those of us who remember ‘Z Cars’ …

Alan Plater:      Prolific screenwriter who scripted ‘Z Cars’ and adapted ‘A Very British Coup’   By Anthony Hayward.  The Independent.  Saturday, 26 June 2010 

 From his early scripts for the groundbreaking police series Z Cars to an adaptation of Chris Mullin’s political novel A Very British Coup and his own comedy-drama creations such as his Beiderbecke Trilogy, Alan Plater was a prolific writer who brought to television a dry humour and the authentic conversation of ordinary people “I discovered what, as a native Geordie, I should have known all along – that in everyday speech there is a richness and music that makes the voice the most powerful and sensitive instrument for human emotion, and that this exists as a tool for the dramatist at its most useful when the voice speaks with a local accent or dialect,” Plater once said. He joined Z Cars a year after the programme, set in Liverpool, thundered on to British television screens as an antidote to the homely Dixon of Dock Green. He contributed 18 scripts between 1963 and 1965, one particularly memorable for Det Sgt Watt (Frank Windsor) and PC Graham (Colin Welland) working a late shift that saw absolutely no criminal activity. Plater also wrote for the Z Cars spin-off Softly Softly: Task Force (1966-71), set in the West Country, but he was at his best in bringing a Northern feel to television programmes. For his musical play Close the Coalhouse Door (“The Wednesday Play”, 1969), which was originally written for the stage, he teamed up with the songwriter Alex Glasgow to tell a story about a Durham mining community. Later came Land of Green Ginger (“Play for Today”, 1973), a witty, poetic account of a woman’s return to her hometown of Hull. The emotion of a visit to her bulldozed former home as she faced the dilemma of whether to stay was heightened by the folk music of the Watersons. Music was also an ingredient of the jazz-loving Plater’s Beiderbecke Trilogy (1985-88), three serials in which Frank Ricotti’s tunes in the style of the jazz cornetist Bix Beiderbecke provided a counterpoint to the humdrum tales of adventures undertaken by two teachers-turned sleuths, played by James Bolam and Barbara Flynn. The writer’s bulging CV was proof that Plater was loathe to turn down any offers of work. He contributed scripts to popular series such as the sitcom Oh No It’s Selwyn Froggitt (1976-77) and crime dramas including The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1984), Miss Marple (1985), Inspector Wexford (1997 and Lewis (2007-10). Then, there were adaptations such as The Stars Look Down (1974), adapted from AJ Cronin’s novel about early-20th-century industrial unrest in the North-east, The Barchester Chronicles (1982), from Anthony Trollope’s 19th-century stories about ecclesiastical characters displaying comic human failings) and the Bafta Award-winning A Very British Coup (1988), based on the MP Chris Mullin’s book and starring Ray McAnally as a Labour Prime Minister under siege as he tries to run an open government and remove American bases from British soil.

 ”The phone rings, somebody asks me to do something, and I say yes,” Plater told The Independent in 2004. “I never really meant to do anything. I’ve never had any sense of career. I’ve just gone from one gig to the next. You don’t get better at writing by not doing it. And it’s still a compulsion for me.” Born in 1935 in Depression-hit Jarrow-on-Tyne, where generations of his family had worked in the shipyards, Plater was three when his parents moved to Hull following their closure. His father then became the chain inspector at a blacksmith’s shop that tested lifting gear from the docks. Plater attended Kingston High School, Hull, where he enjoyed the friendship of Tom Courtenay. He then studied architecture at King’s College, Newcastle (now Newcastle University), but was kicked off the course and took a job in an architect’s office, as well as writing book reviews for the Yorkshire Post, until he was able to fulfil his ambition to write full-time. He was influenced by his childhood reading of books by the witty American author James Thurber and by Joan Littlewood, whose Theatre Workshop was an outlet for working-class and left-of-centre voices. Plater’s first television play was The Referees (1961), written for BBC North and telling the surreal story of a man getting a job in an unidentified “strange town”, then realising he had no references to supply. This was followed by A Smashing Day (1962), starring Alfred Lynch and John Thaw, and described by one critic as “the voice of Coronation Street with the spirit of Chekhov”. Throughout the 1960s, Plater’s work regularly appeared on both the BBC and ITV. During the following decade, when he was even more prolific, he wrote the six-part Trinity Tales (1975), an updating of Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales featuring rugby league supporters travelling to Wembley for a cup final. Fortunes of War (1987) was Plater’s seven-part adaptation of Olivia Manning’s Balkan novels set in the Second World War, starring Kenneth Branagh and Emma Thompson. Music was a central ingredient again in Misterioso (1991), which took its name from a Thelonius Monk jazz album and told the story of a woman’s hunt for her real father, and The Last of the Blonde Bombshells (2000), featuring Judi Dench as a saxophonist resurrecting an all-female Second World War band). Plater’s stage plays included the Northern parody The Fosdyke Saga, written with the cartoonist Bill Tidy and recreated for television in 1977. Confessions of a City Supporter (2004), first performed by the Hull Truck Theatre Company and updated last year, told of Plater’s lifelong support for Hull City football club.

The writer’s film scripts were few, but they included an adaptation of DH Lawrence’s novel The Virgin and the Gypsy ( 1970), It Shouldn’t Happen to a Vet (1975), based on James Herriot’s books, and Keep the Aspidistra Flying (1997), from the George Orwell story. In 2005, Plater won Bafta’s Dennis Potter Award. Two years later, he received a lifetime achievement award from the Writers’ Guild of Great Britain, of which he was co-chair (1986-87) and president (1991-95). He received honorary degrees from the universities of Hull, Newcastle and Northumbria, as well as the Open University. Plater’s last television work, the period drama Joe Maddison’s War, starring Robson Green and Kevin Whately, and set in Newcastle, is yet to be screened.

Alan Frederick Plater, writer: born Jarrow-on-Tyne 15 April 1935; CBE 2005, FRSL 1985; married 1958 Shirley Johnston (marriage dissolved 1985; two sons, one daughter), 1986 Shirley Rubinstein; died London 25 June 2010.

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Taxation certificate

I have experienced this with the Halifax. However if anybody requires their Tax certificate with this Society they can contact the Savings taxation helpline on 08456 00 08 79. Those on the end of the telephone were very helpful but if you have more than one account you will need to give them all separate account details. On a side are your members aware of the internet site ‘saynoto0870′ which can provide details of alternative telephone numbers for those premium numbers so often given out. It is not possible with everything but it has worked for me with 24 hour Banking and some other numbers. Regards Lynn Evans

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Tax certificates

I thought I would drop you a line about a little matter that has recently come to light concerning the above. As you know must pensioners have to submit self-certication to the HMRC and would normally receive notification from building societies if you have a deposit with them AND do not qualify to receive interest paid GROSS. This would show how much tax was deducted and you would use it for filling in the return. I noticed this year that some societies were NOT sending this out and the excuse, when contacted was they would only send this out on a request. You may feel this is worth circulating because if you overlook the matter you could well pay too much tax. It is quite a simple matter to set up a system to ensure you receive the figures from all societies you have funds invested in. Kind regards,

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Weekend in Bournemouth

Again this year, I have secured a number of rooms at the Trouville Hotel, Priory Road, Bournemouth BH2 5DH The dates are Friday 5th November and Saturday 6th November 2010. You can stay one or two nights. The cost is £34.00 per person per night on a B & B and Dinner basis. A number of retired Police Officers and regulars attended last year, and had a great time. If interested please contact Wesley at the hotel on tel 01202 552262 Thanks Charlie Kendal

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Priviledge or privilege?

Having just posted to the ex-pat category, I suddenly forgot how to spell ‘privilege’.  So looking up on Wiki I was interested to see the following which I post as the thought for the day,

Is priviledged an old spelling?  ——————————- not so serious answer ————————–
Actually, it comes from an old phrase “Privy Ledge”. This was where the people with more money or status in the community were allowed to stand when using the Privy, thus keeping their feet clean. Once you had more status people would say you had the Privy Ledge which gradually became the current word privilege or privileged.
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Cheap Internet Offer from Orange

Internet offers in France are not easy to work out so finding the best deal can be a problem.  I have been with Orange for five years but am now finding it slow and that is mainly due to a problem with my modem which Orange call a  Livebox.  Orange have agreed I have a problem but will not exchange the Livebox for a new one until an engineer has visited the house to inspect it.  If he agrees it is faulty then they will change it.  Sounds good so what’s the problem I hear you ask, well they want €149 for the privilege.  Needless to say I have looked at other providers and Free looks very good as does Bouygues.  As Bouygues seems to consistently come out on top for speed and reliability I have decided to change to them and have signed up to an excellent deal to include a mobile package.  The good thing is that I can keep my connection with Orange until my Bouygues account is up and running and they will also pay up to €90 of the cost of changing over.  See – http://www.bouyguestelecom.fr/

It seems as if Orange are having their problems as this article demonstrates – http://www.french-property.com/news/french_life/internet_orange_decouverte/

So, if you are having problems with the internet in France, shop around, there are some good deals about now.

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