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Welcome to Caption Competition where you provide the best caption for the photograph

Caption Competition

  By surreywebmaster | 07/10/2012 - 21:44 | Caption Competition
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Is Surrey going to be the laughing stock or have I just become too cynical?

  By surreywebmaster | 11/09/2010 - 07:17 | Caption Competition, Policing - Surrey
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Says Noddy to Big Ears, no actually a serving officer said it when he sent me the following …

This monstrosity has actually got blue lights fitted (on the dashboard) and sirens!

This is not a mock-up, this is an actually photograph in the car park at Epsom police station.

Words fail me……..

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Now that is what you call a Goldfish …

  By surreywebmaster | 07/09/2010 - 19:54 | Caption Competition
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 ’I won it for hooking twenty-five ducks at the fair’

See – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309880/The-didnt-away-Fisherman-catches-massive-30lbs-goldfish.html

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Shock: Blair Knew Brown Was Bonkers

  By surreywebmaster | 01/09/2010 - 18:02 | Caption Competition
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Shock: Blair Knew Brown Was Bonkers

As Tony Blair’s book, The Journey, hits the bookshelves today, the truth about TB/GB is seeping out.

Gordon was “maddening”, drove Blair to drink and he apparently always knew the nutter next door would be a dreadful Prime Minister.

‘HAS ANYBODY SEEN TONY BLURR?’

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Padstow August 2010

  By RogerdeLodgerly | 24/08/2010 - 13:03 | Caption Competition
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Eyes Bigger Than Stomach?

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so just what did Hillary say to her new son-in-law to make his jaw drop?

  By surreywebmaster | 03/08/2010 - 08:27 | Caption Competition
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You had better not follow Bill’s example!

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‘Safe’ Removals …

  By surreywebmaster | 23/07/2010 - 14:07 | Caption Competition
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Andy Schleck cycles with Alberto Contador in the Tour de France cycling race to the Tourmalet Pass.

  By surreywebmaster | 23/07/2010 - 12:41 | Caption Competition
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I was trying to avoid references to bikes so how about – ‘she looks wheely nice’…………..???

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‘King one Day? – That’s a cracker!’

  By surreywebmaster | 22/07/2010 - 08:47 | Caption Competition
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/the-past-seven-days-in-photographs-806086.html?ino=500

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Pictures taken in, yes, you guessed it – Bogota …

  By surreywebmaster | 22/07/2010 - 08:35 | Caption Competition
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Soldiers stand in line outside portable toilets during the country’s Bicentennial Independence Day celebrations in Bogota

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/the-past-seven-days-in-photographs-806086.html

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The C/C wearing the BNU with an LSPC

  By surreywebmaster | 17/07/2010 - 08:29 | Caption Competition
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Brand new uniform – (BNU)

Lesser spotted patrol constable – (LSPC. Denis O’Connor at ACPO conference)

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Anyone seen SPIKE?

  By surreywebmaster | 16/07/2010 - 19:37 | Caption Competition
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Can you tell us what this officer is saying?

  By surreywebmaster | 16/07/2010 - 18:02 | Caption Competition
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Perhaps it is along the lines of … 

‘I say old chap, this thing I am holding has got a better flash than that thing you are holding’

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.. and the Geordie photographers reply ..

  By surreywebmaster | 16/07/2010 - 17:57 | Caption Competition
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‘Aye, but man, I need the Royalties like’ ….

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